SELECT *
FROM jos_session
WHERE session_id = '437caa1aabb52e79fbe0ffb660e0950d'
DELETE
FROM jos_session
WHERE ( TIME < '1369334515' )
SELECT *
FROM jos_session
WHERE session_id = '437caa1aabb52e79fbe0ffb660e0950d'
INSERT INTO `jos_session` ( `session_id`,`time`,`username`,`gid`,`guest`,`client_id` )
VALUES ( '437caa1aabb52e79fbe0ffb660e0950d','1369336315','','0','1','0' )
SELECT *
FROM jos_components
WHERE parent = 0
SELECT folder AS TYPE, element AS name, params
FROM jos_plugins
WHERE published >= 1
AND access <= 0
ORDER BY ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_migration_backlinks
WHERE url LIKE 'option=com\_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=12&Itemid=16%' OR sefurl LIKE 'option=com\_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=12&Itemid=16%'
SELECT *
FROM jos_migration_backlinks
WHERE url LIKE 'index.php?option=com\_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=12&Itemid=16%' OR sefurl LIKE 'index.php?option=com\_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=12&Itemid=16%'
SELECT m.*, c.`option` AS component
FROM jos_menu AS m
LEFT JOIN jos_components AS c
ON m.componentid = c.id
WHERE m.published = 1
ORDER BY m.sublevel, m.parent, m.ordering
SELECT template
FROM jos_templates_menu
WHERE client_id = 0
AND (menuid = 0 OR menuid = 16)
ORDER BY menuid DESC
LIMIT 0, 1
SELECT *
FROM jos_sections
WHERE id = 12
LIMIT 0, 1
SELECT a.id, a.title, a.alias, a.title_alias, a.introtext, a.fulltext, a.sectionid, a.state, a.catid, a.created, a.created_by, a.created_by_alias, a.modified, a.modified_by, a.checked_out, a.checked_out_time, a.publish_up, a.publish_down, a.attribs, a.hits, a.images, a.urls, a.ordering, a.metakey, a.metadesc, a.access, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(a.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(':', a.id, a.alias) ELSE a.id END AS slug, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(cc.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(":", cc.id, cc.alias) ELSE cc.id END AS catslug, CHAR_LENGTH( a.`fulltext` ) AS readmore, u.name AS author, u.usertype, cc.title AS category, g.name AS groups, u.email AS author_email
FROM jos_content AS a
INNER JOIN jos_categories AS cc
ON cc.id = a.catid
LEFT JOIN jos_sections AS s
ON s.id = a.sectionid
LEFT JOIN jos_users AS u
ON u.id = a.created_by
LEFT JOIN jos_groups AS g
ON a.access = g.id
WHERE a.access <= 0
AND s.id = 12
AND s.access <= 0
AND cc.access <= 0
AND s.published = 1
AND cc.published = 1
AND a.state = 1
AND ( publish_up = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR publish_up <= '2013-05-23 19:11:55' )
AND ( publish_down = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR publish_down >= '2013-05-23 19:11:55' )
ORDER BY a.created DESC
LIMIT 0, 9
SELECT a.id, a.title, a.alias, a.title_alias, a.introtext, a.fulltext, a.sectionid, a.state, a.catid, a.created, a.created_by, a.created_by_alias, a.modified, a.modified_by, a.checked_out, a.checked_out_time, a.publish_up, a.publish_down, a.attribs, a.hits, a.images, a.urls, a.ordering, a.metakey, a.metadesc, a.access, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(a.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(':', a.id, a.alias) ELSE a.id END AS slug, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(cc.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(":", cc.id, cc.alias) ELSE cc.id END AS catslug, CHAR_LENGTH( a.`fulltext` ) AS readmore, u.name AS author, u.usertype, cc.title AS category, g.name AS groups, u.email AS author_email
FROM jos_content AS a
INNER JOIN jos_categories AS cc
ON cc.id = a.catid
LEFT JOIN jos_sections AS s
ON s.id = a.sectionid
LEFT JOIN jos_users AS u
ON u.id = a.created_by
LEFT JOIN jos_groups AS g
ON a.access = g.id
WHERE a.access <= 0
AND s.id = 12
AND s.access <= 0
AND cc.access <= 0
AND s.published = 1
AND cc.published = 1
AND a.state = 1
AND ( publish_up = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR publish_up <= '2013-05-23 19:11:55' )
AND ( publish_down = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR publish_down >= '2013-05-23 19:11:55' )
ORDER BY a.created DESC
SELECT a.*, COUNT( b.id ) AS numitems, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(a.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(':', a.id, a.alias) ELSE a.id END AS slug
FROM jos_categories AS a
LEFT JOIN jos_content AS b
ON b.catid = a.id
AND b.state = 1
AND ( b.publish_up = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR b.publish_up <= '2013-05-23 19:11' )
AND ( b.publish_down = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR b.publish_down >= '2013-05-23 19:11' )
AND b.access <= 0
WHERE a.SECTION = 12
AND a.published = 1
AND a.access <= 0
GROUP BY a.id
HAVING numitems > 0
ORDER BY a.ordering
SELECT id, title, module, POSITION, content, showtitle, control, params
FROM jos_modules AS m
LEFT JOIN jos_modules_menu AS mm
ON mm.moduleid = m.id
WHERE m.published = 1
AND m.access <= 0
AND m.client_id = 0
AND ( mm.menuid = 16 OR mm.menuid = 0 )
ORDER BY POSITION, ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_swmenu_config
WHERE id = 128
SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
FROM jos_menu
LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '128' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'starting-lineup'
AND published = '1'
ORDER BY parent, ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_swmenu_config
WHERE id = 68
SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
FROM jos_menu
LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '68' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'Clubhouse'
AND published = '1'
ORDER BY parent, ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_swmenu_config
WHERE id = 79
SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
FROM jos_menu
LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '79' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'socialmedia'
AND published = '1'
ORDER BY parent, ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_banner
WHERE showBanner = 1
AND (imptotal = 0 OR impmade < imptotal)
AND cid = 3
AND catid = 226
ORDER BY sticky DESC, ordering
LIMIT 0, 1
UPDATE jos_banner
SET impmade = impmade + 1
WHERE bid = 25
INSERT INTO jos_bannertrack ( track_type, banner_id, track_date )
VALUES ( 1, 25, '2013-05-23' )
SELECT *, RAND() AS ordering
FROM jos_banner
WHERE showBanner = 1
AND (imptotal = 0 OR impmade < imptotal)
AND cid = 6
AND catid = 242
ORDER BY sticky DESC, ordering
LIMIT 0, 1
UPDATE jos_banner
SET impmade = impmade + 1
WHERE bid = 32
INSERT INTO jos_bannertrack ( track_type, banner_id, track_date )
VALUES ( 1, 32, '2013-05-23' )
SELECT *
FROM jos_swmenu_config
WHERE id = 106
SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
FROM jos_menu
LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '106' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'get-sophisticated'
AND published = '1'
ORDER BY parent, ordering
SELECT *
FROM jos_swmenu_config
WHERE id = 77
SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
FROM jos_menu
LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '77' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'kirbyscorner'
AND published = '1'
ORDER BY parent, ordering
Words of wisdom from my mother.
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