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Occupy the GOP
by Frank Lee Speaking   
Occupy-GOPIt is not called the Grand Old Party without good reason.  Formed in 1854 as a response to the proposed expansion of slavery into Kansas and Nebraska, by 1860, they controlled Congress, and had succeeded in electing one of the greatest men to ever hold the highest office in our nation. They governed our country through the Civil War, helping to preserve our nation, end slavery, and pass the thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth amendments, taking a great step toward equal treatment under the law for all human beings.
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When the Revolution Comes
by Michael McStokes   
It is a most disconcerting feeling to those on their way to their place of employment to be faced with parks, streets, even church yards filled with the...
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Why We Occupy
by The Concerned Citizens Coalition   
To all those who do not understand why we occupy, from the Concerned Citizens Coalition, and those occupying Slurve:

We Occupy to protect our rights as American citizens—to freedom of speech, to peaceably assemble, and to petition our government for a redress of grievances.

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We're All In This Together
by Frank Lee Speaking   

We have been called the land of opportunity. A shining city on a hill. The greatest country in the world. And all of us who live in this great nation, despite our differences, share a set of common values.



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Los Angeles' Global Day of Disorganization
by Ruth Bonnet   
Invigorated by my experience visiting #OWS in New York a few weeks ago, I was greatly looking forward to the Global Day of Action back in Los Angeles.  For the record, I am not a professional protestor, although I started...
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World's Greatest Golfer Dies at 70
by Noah Veil   
The man who once defeated Jack Nicklaus left-handed, and was undefeated his entire career in North Korea, Kim Jong Il has died of having too big a heart.  Known for his sunglasses and track...
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Occupy is a Terrible Name for a Movement
by Frank Lee Speaking   
Before too many people get all up in arms over the title, let me just say that I stand in solidarity with the Occupy demonstrators, and cannot even begin to express my gratitude for what they have already accomplished—namely to affirm what many of us have been feeling for a long time, and get people talking about it—that too much of our nation’s wealth has...
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Gadhafi's Death Cheered By Libyians and Lovers of Spell Check
by Paul Lander   
The cheering in the streets of Tripoli over the fall of the Libyian tyrant, Mommar Gadhafi brought relief and celebration around the globe.  From Microsoft Office:  “Gadhafi is done. Which is not only a victory for Libyans...
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We Are Here to Inspire A Movement
by Ruth Bonnet   
I went to New York last week to scatter the ashes of Jack, my beloved border collie of 12 years, who lived with me there before we moved to Los Angeles. I spent most of my days wandering and soaking up the...
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