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I Can't Tell You Who Won the Debate, but I Can Tell You Who Lost
by Frank Less Speaking   

I didn’t watch the debate last night. All I know is the Huffington Post says reporters and political operatives are largely calling it for Romney. And I can guess what that means—Romney managed to get through it without short circuiting.
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Romney Lights 47% of America on Fire
by Frank Lee Speaking   

Mitt Romney has made plenty of gaffes and controversial comments, and there is certainly no lack of criticism from within his own party, or without. But in trying to put out the fire that he started with his comments about the 47% of people who don’t pay federal income tax and aren’t going to vote for him, he may have undone the entire narrative on the right.

 

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All Men Are Not Created Equal
by Michael McStokes   
Declaration-of-IndepAmerica’s obsession with equality predates the very existence of our country. Going back to the Declaration of Independence, when nationhood was still just a gleam our Founding Fathers' eyes, we thought it...
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Introducing Right Field / Left Field
by F. Lee Speaking & M. McStokes   
Right Field / Left Field

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Frank Lee Speaking and Michael McStokes
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Slurve Endorses Elizabeth Warren for First Mother
by Frank Lee Speaking   
Dropping a bomb on the Sunday morning news cycle, Slurve...
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1,000 Years of Darkness Will Cover the Earth if You Don't Vote for Mitt Romney
by Frank Lee Speaking   
I could probably think of 100 different reasons to vote for Obama over Romney. From taxes to foreign policy to healthcare to education to the social safety net to immigration reform to equal...
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Romney Pledges to Rename Labor Day
by Frank Lee Speaking   
In an impromptu speech given to a few select wealthy donors aboard Spirit of the Caymans, one of several yachts in his collection, Mitt Romney pledged that if elected, one of his...
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The Prohibition on Piracy
by Michael McStokes   

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"Everybody does it." This was the explanation I recently heard a 20-something European give his father after the elder man pointed out that his son's rampant downloading of...
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Youngish Couple to Support 46 Million Retired Baby Boomers
by Ethan Goffman   
youngcouple1 A new study released today by the Institute for the Advancement of Younger Generations found that by the year 2027, John and Jean Johnson of Normal, Illinois will be supporting some 46 million retired baby boomers through their jobs as an auto technician and a registered nurse. 
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