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When Saturday May 21 came and went without major earthquakes or graves opening up, or several million people being taken directly to heaven, leaving the rest of us to fend for ourselves during the end times, many people were bewildered. But when it was discovered that Randy Savage was among those who left us that day, many began to speculate that the Macho Man had gone to heaven to stop the rapture.
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