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Little Tikes Aims At Parents' Market
by John D. Monger   
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From the company whose tough, molded-plastic products have brought infants and toddlers hours of fun comes a reliable way for parents to discipline the little ones in a safe, non-lethal way. The Little Tikes Taser* is sure to get the little ankle biters’ attention, and more. 

Simply point the Little Tikes Taser at a rambunctious youngster and fire. The child...
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Facebook Me
by Michael McStokes   
With all the hullaballoo surrounding Facebook’s IPO, it has me wondering: what is the real impact of the site? I mean, sure, it has made a fair few twenty-somethings richer than God, including a graffiti artist...
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E! Entertainment & Wilson School of Government Announce Prime Time Special “U.S Cabinet Members: Hotties And Not-ties
by Paul Lander   
E! Entertainment in association with Princeton’s Woodrow Wilson School of Government announced it will broadcast a very special election year E! Primetime special “U.S Cabinet Members: Hotties and...
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Star Trek vs. Rocky Announced at Comicon
by Paul Lander   
Big announcement just confirmed at San Diego’s Comic Con Convention--Star Trek: The Wrath Of Metamucil vs. Rocky VII: Facial Skin Tighter Than A Speed BagIn the tradition of Godzilla versus...
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Al Gore Cited as Major Cause of “Crazy Ass” Weather
by Paul Lander   
A major study on Global Warming sponsored by Coppertone has come to a startling conclusion: Al Gore is a cause for what’s known as “Crazy Ass Weather Phenomena.”&nbsp...
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Around the League with Paul Lander
by Slurve Editorial Staff   
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Don't have time to read the news but still want your friends to think you're up on current events? Take a trip Around the League with Paul Lander, and you'll get Slurve's spin on the day's headlines without being bothered by pesky things like facts. 
 
Madonna: Like A Virgin or Is A Virgin?
by Paul Lander   
In what was described as the Miracle at Marie Calendars after a waitress’s narcoleptic fit caused a major Boysenberry Pie stain to occur on one of the restaurant’s walls.  Immediately, customers...
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Oscar De La Hoya Caught Wearing Britney Spears' Underwear
by Paul Lander   

After seeing the photos of  Golden Boy Oscar De La Hoya in fishnets and silk panties , Pop Dive Britney Spears told reporters four years ago, “So that’s what happened to my undies?!”  Spears...

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Town Happy When Medical Marijuana Facility Catches Fire
by Paul Lander   
A Medical Marijuana hot house in California caught on fire sending clouds of THC-filled smoke into the air.  At a press conference, a police spokesman told reporters, “I’ve never seen the town this happy...
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