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Most of us don't really
think too much about where our electricity comes from. We just
switch on the lights, turn on the TV, or crank up the stereo. But
for some people, producing the energy the rest of us take for
granted is their livlihood, and in some cases it's ruining their
lives.
There is some kind of saying about the sad clown. I
was too lazy to look it up but the gist is that behind the
laughter, make-up and everything else that scares children is
nothing but...
When I saw the trailer for She’s Out Of My League a few months ago I shrugged my shoulders and promised that I’d catch it when it came out on DVD. Well it was released on DVD last week and now I’m kicking myself for making promises to myself. And for keeping them.
Arguments against a film that rely on pointing out the differences between the trailer and the actual film are generally pretty unpersuasive. Most films differ from their trailer in several small ways, but in the case of Greenberg the disconnect between the two is larger and much more relevant. 
Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christain Bale and now… Harvey Fierstein. It was announced today the gravely voiced actor would don cape and cowl in “Batman 6: Out of the Closet.”