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J. Alfred Prufrock’s Nightmare
by Raymond Bauer   

A Parody of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot

 

In the room the people come and go speaking of Maya Angelou—

of the economic...

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The Girl with Mrs. Vermeer's Pearls
by Paul Turner   

Pierced ears take pearls on a posed house girl,
For an oily commission:
Three-quarter profile and parted lips against black.

The painting is sold.
The young sitter is turned out
To sooth the mistress of the house.

The work product stares out
In private to stroke and scold
The hungry hands-on patron.
 
There Go My Sponsors
by Matthew Byrne   

Be someone I’m not was

all I had to do, a conduit

to plenitude, a human...

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