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Superheroes Shirk Duties
by Mike Gentilucci   


Superman, Batman, Catwoman, The Incredible Hulk, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and many more were on hand in LA this weekend to break the world record for most superheroes in one place at one time, leaving the rest of the world in total chaos.

1,580 of them converged on the LA convention center over the weekend for the publicity stunt put together for the new Dreamworks picture Megamind.

The event was largely peaceful, though a group of protesting children did spark some controversy.

"It's completely irresponsible,"  said Billy, age 7. "They shouldn't all be taking a vacation at the same time."

"Yeah!" added Jimmy, age 5. "If they're all here, who is catching the babies falling out of skyscrapers, or  lifting buses off grandmas?"

Of course, other children had a slightly different view. 

"They're not real superheroes," said Martha, age 9. "I've already counted 37 Supermen and 25 Batmen." 

"THEY'RE HELPERS!" interrupted Simon, age 4, visibly upset by Martha's allegation.

"HELPERS!" chanted a chorus of younger children.

"They're not real. And neither is Santa Claus," stated Martha, matter of factly.  Some of the younger children began to cry.

There was one thing they could all agree on though; the guy in the hat with the silly little mustache was definitely NOT a superhero, or even a regular hero, of any kind.

 
Slurve Magazine (c) 2010

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