Obtaining Payday Loans Payday Loans First, Are You Eligible

The Starting Lineup

Clubhouse

AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Banner
Banner
Positions at Slurve

We are always looking for talented players that are interested in joining our roster.  Here are the positions we're looking to fill.

Programmer
We have several ideas that we think will help drive more traffic to our site, and help us generate revenue. We are looking for someone who has experience developing custom php code, and ideally also has some experience with joomla.

Sports Editor
We are looking for someone who stays on top of all the major sports headlines, and is interested in covering them for Slurve. We want someone who can not only offer insightful comentary, but also knows how to add a humorous spin.  The sports editor would be responsbile for delivering updates at least once a week, and also help to build a team of sports writers that will focus on specific teams or divisions.

News & Politics Correspondent
News & Politics Correspondents contribute short pieces on news and politics, catching all the news people need to know about, and putting the slurve spin on it. We're looking for people who have a sharp sense of humor, and are interested in working with our existing team to cover a variety of issues, contributing at least two pieces per month.

Arts & Culture Correspondent
Arts & Culture Correspondents often develop regular columns on their areas of expertise, whether it be music, tv, movies, photography, fine art, philanthropy, food & drink, travel & leisure, or bad advice, though we generally let our writers cover just about anything they want as long as it has that certain slurve to it. Correspondents are expected to contribute at least two pieces per month.

If you are interested in writing for us, send a query to tryouts [at] slurvemag.com. Include up to 3 samples, and a brief bio and cover letter that lists your experience and the topics you are interested in writing about.  You may also check out our Tryouts Page for more detailed guidelines.

Still have questions? Check out our FAQ.

Internships
Slurve
offers internships to high school and college students. Duties include fact checking and formating pieces for publication, handling submissions and query letters, researching stories, and managing social media. Opportunities to help with graphics, programming, and writing may also arise depending on intern's skill set. Send a cover letter, resume, and writing, graphic or web samples to tryouts [at] slurvemag.com with Intern in the subject line. 
 
Slurve Magazine (c) 2010

Profile Information

Application afterLoad: 0.000 seconds, 0.37 MB
Application afterInitialise: 0.056 seconds, 6.10 MB
Application afterRoute: 0.067 seconds, 7.46 MB
Application afterDispatch: 0.101 seconds, 10.07 MB
Application afterRender: 0.155 seconds, 12.54 MB

Memory Usage

13273456

25 queries logged

  1. SELECT *
      FROM jos_session
      WHERE session_id = 'be183ec71d304d0db82cde1a917b1fc9'
  2. DELETE
      FROM jos_session
      WHERE ( TIME < '1369542011' )
  3. SELECT *
      FROM jos_session
      WHERE session_id = 'be183ec71d304d0db82cde1a917b1fc9'
  4. INSERT INTO `jos_session` ( `session_id`,`time`,`username`,`gid`,`guest`,`client_id` )
      VALUES ( 'be183ec71d304d0db82cde1a917b1fc9','1369543811','','0','1','0' )
  5. SELECT *
      FROM jos_components
      WHERE parent = 0
  6. SELECT folder AS TYPE, element AS name, params
      FROM jos_plugins
      WHERE published >= 1
      AND access <= 0
      ORDER BY ordering
  7. SELECT *
      FROM jos_migration_backlinks
      WHERE url LIKE 'option=com\_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=252%' OR sefurl LIKE 'option=com\_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=252%'
  8. SELECT *
      FROM jos_migration_backlinks
      WHERE url LIKE 'index.php?option=com\_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=252%' OR sefurl LIKE 'index.php?option=com\_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=252%'
  9. SELECT m.*, c.`option` AS component
      FROM jos_menu AS m
      LEFT JOIN jos_components AS c
      ON m.componentid = c.id
      WHERE m.published = 1
      ORDER BY m.sublevel, m.parent, m.ordering
  10. SELECT template
      FROM jos_templates_menu
      WHERE client_id = 0
      AND (menuid = 0 OR menuid = 252)
      ORDER BY menuid DESC
      LIMIT 0, 1
  11. SELECT a.*, u.name AS author, u.usertype, cc.title AS category, s.title AS SECTION, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(a.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(":", a.id, a.alias) ELSE a.id END AS slug, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(cc.alias) THEN CONCAT_WS(":", cc.id, cc.alias) ELSE cc.id END AS catslug, g.name AS groups, s.published AS sec_pub, cc.published AS cat_pub, s.access AS sec_access, cc.access AS cat_access  
      FROM jos_content AS a
      LEFT JOIN jos_categories AS cc
      ON cc.id = a.catid
      LEFT JOIN jos_sections AS s
      ON s.id = cc.SECTION
      AND s.scope = "content"
      LEFT JOIN jos_users AS u
      ON u.id = a.created_by
      LEFT JOIN jos_groups AS g
      ON a.access = g.id
      WHERE a.id = 46
      AND (  ( a.created_by = 0 )    OR  ( a.state = 1
      AND ( a.publish_up = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR a.publish_up <= '2013-05-26 04:50:11' )
      AND ( a.publish_down = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR a.publish_down >= '2013-05-26 04:50:11' )   )    OR  ( a.state = -1 )  )
  12. UPDATE jos_content
      SET hits = ( hits + 1 )
      WHERE id='46'
  13. SELECT id, title, module, POSITION, content, showtitle, control, params
      FROM jos_modules AS m
      LEFT JOIN jos_modules_menu AS mm
      ON mm.moduleid = m.id
      WHERE m.published = 1
      AND m.access <= 0
      AND m.client_id = 0
      AND ( mm.menuid = 252 OR mm.menuid = 0 )
      ORDER BY POSITION, ordering
  14. SELECT *
      FROM jos_swmenu_config
      WHERE id = 128
  15. SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
                   
      FROM jos_menu
      LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
      ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
                   
      AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '128' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
                   
      WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'starting-lineup'
      AND published = '1'
               
                   
      ORDER BY parent, ordering
  16. SELECT *
      FROM jos_swmenu_config
      WHERE id = 68
  17. SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
                   
      FROM jos_menu
      LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
      ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
                   
      AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '68' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
                   
      WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'Clubhouse'
      AND published = '1'
               
                   
      ORDER BY parent, ordering
  18. SELECT *
      FROM jos_swmenu_config
      WHERE id = 79
  19. SELECT jos_menu.* , jos_swmenu_extended.*
                   
      FROM jos_menu
      LEFT JOIN jos_swmenu_extended
      ON jos_menu.id = jos_swmenu_extended.menu_id
                   
      AND (jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID = '79' OR jos_swmenu_extended.moduleID IS NULL)
                   
      WHERE jos_menu.menutype = 'socialmedia'
      AND published = '1'
               
                   
      ORDER BY parent, ordering
  20. SELECT *
      FROM jos_banner
      WHERE showBanner = 1
      AND (imptotal = 0 OR impmade < imptotal)
      AND cid = 3
      AND catid = 226
      ORDER BY sticky DESC, ordering
      LIMIT 0, 1
  21. UPDATE jos_banner
      SET impmade = impmade + 1
      WHERE bid = 25
  22. INSERT INTO jos_bannertrack ( track_type, banner_id, track_date )
      VALUES ( 1, 25, '2013-05-26' )
  23. SELECT *, RAND() AS ordering
      FROM jos_banner
      WHERE showBanner = 1
      AND (imptotal = 0 OR impmade < imptotal)
      AND cid = 6
      AND catid = 242
      ORDER BY sticky DESC, ordering
      LIMIT 0, 1
  24. UPDATE jos_banner
      SET impmade = impmade + 1
      WHERE bid = 37
  25. INSERT INTO jos_bannertrack ( track_type, banner_id, track_date )
      VALUES ( 1, 37, '2013-05-26' )

0 legacy queries logged

    Language Files Loaded

    Untranslated Strings Diagnostic

    None

    Untranslated Strings Designer

    None