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I Can't Tell You Who Won the Debate, but I Can Tell You Who Lost
by Frank Less Speaking   

I didn’t watch the debate last night. All I know is the Huffington Post says reporters and political operatives are largely calling it for Romney. And I can guess what that means—Romney managed to get through it without short circuiting.
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Romney Lights 47% of America on Fire
by Frank Lee Speaking   

Mitt Romney has made plenty of gaffes and controversial comments, and there is certainly no lack of criticism from within his own party, or without. But in trying to put out the fire that he started with his comments about the 47% of people who don’t pay federal income tax and aren’t going to vote for him, he may have undone the entire narrative on the right.

 

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New Fiction & Poetry
by Slurve   
Fiction
Mindy in the Rose Garden - Carolyn Crowell
Of Beef and Fire - Carl Foster
Extra Innings - Mark Piper
Poetry
There Go My Sponsors - Matthew Byrne
Bullying - John Mannone
 
All Men Are Not Created Equal
by Michael McStokes   
Declaration-of-IndepAmerica’s obsession with equality predates the very existence of our country. Going back to the Declaration of Independence, when nationhood was still just a gleam our Founding Fathers' eyes, we thought it...
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Around the League with Paul Lander
by Slurve Editorial Staff   
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Don't have time to read the news but still want your friends to think you're up on current events? Take a trip Around the League with Paul Lander, and you'll get Slurve's spin on the day's headlines without being bothered by pesky things like facts. 
 
1,000 Years of Darkness Will Cover the Earth if You Don't Vote for Mitt Romney
by Frank Lee Speaking   
I could probably think of 100 different reasons to vote for Obama over Romney. From taxes to foreign policy to healthcare to education to the social safety net to immigration reform to equal...
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Foul Tips: Sex and Coffee
by Laura Gelles   
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Need advice? Ask Laura. Or don't. She'll give you a piece of her mind either way. Because sometimes the best advice is the kind you don't ask for. 
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Romney Pledges to Rename Labor Day
by Frank Lee Speaking   
In an impromptu speech given to a few select wealthy donors aboard Spirit of the Caymans, one of several yachts in his collection, Mitt Romney pledged that if elected, one of his...
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Introducing Right Field / Left Field
by F. Lee Speaking & M. McStokes   
Right Field / Left Field

with
Frank Lee Speaking and Michael McStokes
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