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Inside the Diamond

No, those of you who thought Manny Ramirez looked like he’d been putting on some weight over the past few months were not mistaken, but the bombshell Ramirez’s press team dropped today was far bigger than...more

Outside the Diamond

That’s right. I’m Mrs. Zeppo Andretti. Ok, not really. But seriously, my wife and in-laws: all huge NASCAR fans. Sure it’s easy for actual sports fans to make fun of auto racing--almost as easy as it is to...more

Right Fild/Left Field

It sounds ominous. It sounds corrupt. It sounds like something Republicans might do to Democrats. Granted, it’s all purely speculation, but someone is destroying the Republican Party, and we aim to...more

Some of you may have seen Jonathan Krohn's speech at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference. Now, when saving the Conservative movement falls to a beauty queen turned governor, a plumber...more

Dear Pirates...
by Asaon Glosnawy

After the recent events that took place in the Indian Ocean, Slurve intercepted this mysterious letter from one Asaon Glosnawy, who may or may not be involved with a secret army of ninjas. Read more.

"A Secret Army of Ninjas is something to be concerned about. Not that it exists. And even if it did it wouldn't have any alliance with the Indians. I was not told to say that." -Chief Concerns

Also in this issue:

A-Rod's Top 9 Excuses

The World Baseball "Classic"

A-Rod vs. B-Rak

New Season.
Classy Shit.